So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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