My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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