I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Randomize
