I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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