when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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