i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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