Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm always down for nudity.
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