When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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