a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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