After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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