He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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