SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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