There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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