dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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