So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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