Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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