Your tits are I can't wait for
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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