I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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