stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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