Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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