can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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