I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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