Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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