I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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