Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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