i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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