what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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