idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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