oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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