um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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