I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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