Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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