these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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