I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wish I only lived at night.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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