I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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