no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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