Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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