So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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