....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Randomize
