ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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