is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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