so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
