you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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