its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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