He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just gift wrapped bread.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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