Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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