Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
