Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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