we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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