Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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